“The 10 Worst Love Scenes in Cinematic History”

Well, to take your mind off of the rotten economy and politics (by the way, Mitt Romney won both the Arizona and Michigan primaries tonight), here's a list of “The 10 Worst Love Scenes in Cinematic History.”

The list is introduced with:

Your sex life sucks. It's OK; everyone else's does, too — even in the movies. It's difficult to communicate the more delicate aspects of romance, especially on film. You'd think that low lighting, sensual music, and long, panning shots of passion would always imply a fulfilling sexual experience, but you'd be horribly wrong. More accurately, sex in film parallels sex in life — sometimes it's great, and sometimes it's comically, comically bad. Take heart, lovers. You're in luck. Whether you need a laugh or a mojo boost, these 10 love scenes should pointedly answer the question, Was it bad for you, too? You might not want to watch these if you're at work or with your kids.

Some of these were not meant to be taken seriously in the first place, so I wonder why they are on the list.

Okay, go for it! Go here.